detectivehole:

freeze in place until i’m within render distance

sharkchunks:

beardsbluntsbroncos:

And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…

migiball:

arrgh-whatever:

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you’ve ever seen

serialunaliver:

halorvic:

serialunaliver:

anyone order this thing?

@serialunaliver which IKEA department can you get one of these from, please advise

OH MY GOD??? THANK YOU FHIS IS SO CUTE

exodus-blackk:

sniperct:

brutaliakhoa:

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

Originally posted by unearthlydust

fairycosmos:

let’s play a game it’s called how long can i pretend i don’t have basic needs and human emotions

drchucktingle:

both trots are valid ALL BUCKAROOS WELCOME

catchymemes:

500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat:

oh yes it’s that time of year

kosmogrl:

pangur-and-grim:

shhhhh, she’s sleeping

brothfan1997:

brothfan1997:

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

he’s waiting for you to respond

acemer1in:

theprinceofsnark:

askasexual:

occasionally-gay:

incessant-honking:

bad-puns-n-finger-guns:

ice-dispenser:

bad-puns-n-finger-guns:

2boldlyqueer:

sporkkles-irl:

bill-nye-official-blog:

ice-dispenser:

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

• sexual activity
• how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

• stealing my food 
• stealing my lemons
• my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

viralfrog:

indigobluerose:

aeonhood:

daily–cats:

I went digging to find the source for this precious animal, and tracked it down to tttttmaggie on little red book/xiaohongshu. What a cat of all time!

how do they own the actual cat from Kiki’s Delivery Service