detectivehole:

freeze in place until i’m within render distance

uiruu:

cicadianrhythm:

uiruu:

hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

supermodelcats:

virtuallyinsane-autumn:

souf-v-norf-world-cup-final:

vugnasmineralblog:

Quartz With Apophyllite & Stilbite
Aurangabad, Maharashtra, India

heritageposts:

sreegs:

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foxfamilyfeatures:

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

Oh thank god

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted, it’s got nothing to add to. When the note counter tries to add notes to nothing, it goes nowhere.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

date of origin: unknown

memeuplift:

Happy Halloween Everyone!

funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

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nudityandnerdery:

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cryptotheism:

Source

[ID: meme of Eric Andre extending his arm and holding a bottle of ranch dressing outwards in a cheersing motion with the caption “cheers I’ll drink to that bro.” /End ID]

…much like realizing that the “Good for her” gif is holding a cupcake, not a cup of tea, I guess I just never actually looked at what he was holding.

cuidarnos:

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soaringsearingphoenix:

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rockshitty:

weaver-z:

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

He was the officiator

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

Oh my god they were moon mates.

alisonzai: